this ain't punk rock enough for my ears, I'm outta here,
they got a baby unicorn on the record cover, who's this cowboy think that he is,
I probably could take him but the fear of him fondling keeps me kinda weak, it kind of freaks me out,
unimpressed and crazy over beer'd, i think i've been a good punk,
I don't care let a-holes think i'm weird, i think i've been a good punk,
if only i could i'd make 'em eat the record cover, i think we should all feel cheap and gross,
i'm so totally out of here you i mean it.